Steve Jobs just got sick all over me.
Bleurgh.
Not because of how his company is now. He’s impressed with the smartwatch and Apple TV.
So, why did Steve Jobs puke all over my top?
Bleurgh.
Well, it’s because his zombie digestion has turned his guts into schlop.
Bleurgh.
That’s correct when undead Steve rolled and rolled out of his grave,
Climbing through mud and worms, ready to find his company to save.
He didn’t have to, because he really loved the iPhone 17.
That’s right! Especially its focus on a less reflective screen.
I ask again just to remind you: Why did Steve Jobs get sick all over me?
It’s not because Apple is the worst. It’s because human food and zombie guts simply do not agree.
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